What you eat standing up doesn’t count…Beth Barnes

Seize the moment…remember all the women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart…Erma Bombeck

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you may look good, but all you could do is run for public office…George Bernard Shaw

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you are off of it…Jackie Gleason

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to…Linda Evangelista

I don’t worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond…Mae West

Never eat more than you can lift…Miss Piggy

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four…unless there are three other people…Orson Wells

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